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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageNorwegian
BuildMuscular
Height5' 9" (175 cm)
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorAuburn / red
Hair LengthVery long
Facial HairBeard
Body ArtSecret piercings, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo, Other piercings
Health ConditionNo problems
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationFriends come over occasionally
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateMaybe
Have PetsFish, Other
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationProfessional - Technical - Vocational School
SpecialtyMedical / Health
Employment StatusSelf-employed
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleDa BOSS & Kitty Licker Butt Nibbler

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesCartoons, Documentaries, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, Re-runs, Science fiction
Favorite TV showsBad Chad, Street Outlaws no prep, Ancient Aliens, Spongebob, Pawn Stars,Porn in gen.lol I like learning, getting creative Ideas,
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Documentary, Family, Animation, Adult
Favorite moviesFear & Loathing in Las Vegas & many more titles.
Music typesRock, Metal, Vacuum cleaner noises, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Jazz, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Folk
Favorite artistsOnes that either play an instrument or that can carry a note without shouting, or being thuggish or gayngsta (yes I meant to spell it that way. lol
Reading selectionI don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksShort & Illustrated, or maybe The filmed. lol
Idea of funI can make anything fun. Sense of humor & playful attitudes appreciated& rewarded.
HobbiesLearning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Cooking, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Volunteering, Shopping, Motorcycles

Personality

SmokerSmoke socially
DrinkingOne or two
Social behaviorShy
Friends describe asCool
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a museum
Always wanted to tryProbably all the things I haven't tried yet(within reason)

Views

Political viewsI don't like politics
ReligionOther
Goal in lifeTo make myself & my friends & lovers happy & able to enjoy life in these unsecure & untrusting society. I am you one sure thing to get what you WANT & NEED w/my special guarantee, try me & see.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
Look for in a partnerBeing goodlooking, knows how to be sexy, isn't shy about sex, willing to make the first move(major plus), I love the living n breathing, & cherish the willing.
On the first dateHave as much as possible with or without clothes.